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孔雀开屏:“为什么来了一只奶猫?我的女神呢?”猫星人扑过去:“哇哇!满屏都是逗猫棒,我受不了啦,啊呜”

Cat Thinks Peacock Is A Walking Toy

猫与孔雀



Cat Vs Peacock

猫VS孔雀

Peacock: “Activate defence. Warrior Pose activated.”

孔雀:“激活防御。激活战士姿态。”

Cat: “Oh Look! The leaf is moving”.

猫:“哇!树叶在动哎。”

外国网友评论:译者:Perter.Zhu

Karl Vuleta
 
Bird: "FEAR ME! FEAR MY DISPLAY!"
Cat: "hehe fluffy toy"

孔雀:“畏惧我!畏惧我样子!”
猫:“呵呵,毛绒玩具”

Mrs. Doctor
 
Peacock is like “dude stop…you’re embarrassing me in front of the ladies….”hahaha

孔雀:“哥们,别这样,别让我在女士面前难堪。”哈哈哈
 
Pablo Ignacio Scaletta
 
I was very surprised because the peacock didn't try to fight back. Both of them are very cute.

有点意外,孔雀竟然没有反击,它们俩真可爱

TheHuskyK9
 
Peacock: “Bask at my beauty, be envious of my feathers” 
Cat: “Wow you’re like a walking toy store”

孔雀:“沐浴我的美丽羽毛,嫉妒吧!”
猫:“哇,你就像一个遛娃店”

Dax Hallman
 
Mimi: Oh, you've got a nice wardrobe here.
Peacock: I am but a stage.

咪咪:哦,你戏服真漂亮。
孔雀:我就是一个舞台。

codbowwy
 
Huh don't know who is Tom or who is mimi

额?我不知道谁是汤姆,谁是咪咪

Millie and Mars
 
@codbowwy  Tom is this cat

汤姆是猫

dewi sekar melati
 
Tom: "this toy seems interesting.. but quite intimidating!"

汤姆:“这个玩具很有趣,但也很吓人!”

LordOfTheSandvich
 
“How many eyes does this thing have?!”

“这有多少只眼睛?!”

Michael Price
 
Peacock:  "Hey buddy do you mind?  I'm trying to get some action here."
Cat: "Fun feather toy!"
Peacock: "I hate you."

孔雀:“嘿,滚出去,不然我会采取行动。”
猫:“有趣的羽绒玩具!”
孔雀:“我恨你。”

Joe Benz
 
Cat: "Oooh that looks pretty! Gimme!"
Peacock: "Stop touching my dress you moron!"

猫:“哦,看起来很漂亮!给我!”
孔雀:“别碰我衣服,你这个白痴!”

Princess Christopher The Merciful
 
When your trying to intimidate someone but they don't take you seriously.

当你试图恐吓某人时,他们竟不把你当回事。
 
kxmode
 
Peacock: "It's fashion week."
Cat: "TOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYSS!"

孔雀:“时装周。”
猫:“哇!!玩具!”
 
Michael Falciglia
 
Cat: "My human bought brought home a weird looking Christmas tree, and the ornaments won't come off like usual"

猫:“主人买了一棵很奇怪的圣诞树回家,嗯,装饰品要比以前的牢固。”

GozerTheGozarian
 
Peacock: "Behold my magnificent plumage!"
Cat: "Oooooh! Funny toy! Shiny!"

孔雀:“看我闪亮的羽毛!”
猫:“噢!有趣的玩具!闪闪发光!”

Boomer
 
Peacock: "I don't like to play games."
Cat: "I thought you was the game."

孔雀:“我不喜欢玩游戏。”
猫:“我还以为你是游戏主角呢。”

Wojciech Zylinski
 
Kitty aside, that peacock's a majestic, beautiful creature.

撇开猫咪不说,那孔雀确实是一只威风凛凛,美丽的动物。

runpigrun
 
I feel like if someone didn’t know what a peacock was and saw one for the first time, it would be terrifying

没见过孔雀的人,第一次见孔雀会很可怕

b zanon
 
Everything is a toy in cat's world
The earth is just a gigantic playing field.

在猫的世界里,一切都是玩具
地球只是一个巨大的运动场。

MiaAmia505
 
Cat: huh interesting toy
After few seconds
Cat: I'm bored of it already, hey let's see what's inside

猫:嗯,有趣的玩具
几秒钟后
猫:我厌倦了,嘿,让我们看看里面有什么

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