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猫星人:“生活终于对我这只可爱的小猫咪下手了吗”主人:“叫你调皮!”网友爆笑评论

Please don't do that

不要这样



Cat: “Pull your hand away or i’ll keep trying to bite you”

猫:“把你的臭手拿开,否则我一直咬你”

Human: Puts hand forward

人类:伸出手

Cat: Visible confusion
 
猫的脑子瞬间混乱了

外国网友评论:译者:Perter.Zhu

BASTmaru / Venice
 
He looks so sad afterwards, “I REALLY DONT WANT TO DO THIS HOWARD.”

事后它很伤心,“我真的不想这么做,伙计。”

S B
 
The look and expressions that animals give sometimes makes me wonder what they would say if they could speak.

如果动物有表情,我想看看它们是什么样子。

Debo Gaming
 
I like how the cat licks instead of bites. He's like "ok here is a warning shot"

我喜欢猫舔我而不是咬。它:“好吧,这是一个警告”

Queen Red
 
“Don’t make me bite the shit out of u…… please

别逼我咬你,求求了

Bagheerie
 
The throat is the most vulnerable spot to felines, getting a cute defensive reaction

喉咙是猫科动物最容易受伤的部位,它的防御动作太可爱了

Beverly Grant
 
I thinks it's their belly

我想肚子才是...

JSTMarton 91
 
My cat gets annoyed when one tries to pet her chest; I attempted she raises her Paw and gently forces my hand down and looking at me with such annoyance it's comical honestly 

如果抚摸我家猫胸时,它会生气。然后抬起爪子,轻轻把我手按在地上,并用恼怒的眼神看着我,非常有趣

General Demon
 
Imagine a large hairless ape trying to feel you. You would feel annoyed too. They are not comfortable with certain patting except behind the ears.

换位思考下,如果一个无毛大猩猩摸你,你也会生气,除了脑袋,拍打身体的任何部位都会感到不舒服

Eyeriz
 
"I really dont want to hurt you, human. Please stop it..."
Thats what i hear

“我不想伤害你,人类。请停止”
这就是我听到的

C Daniel
 
Poor cat, he doesn't understand why the owner he trusts is trying to hang him

可怜的猫,它不明白为什么主人要掐它

yeet
 
It doesn’t really looks like he trusts the owner that much

看样子它并不信任主人

Anna Inspain
 
@yeet  Given what the owner's doing, I wouldn't trust them either!

考虑到主人的行为,换作我也不相信!

Shef & Ben
 
Cat be like: No…How could you break my trust like this?!

猫:不,你怎么能辜负我都信任?!

Petrus Sai
 
The look of betrayal in the eyes says it all.

它背叛的眼神说明了一切。

D GLADIUZ
 
That's the look of defeat. My friend!

那是失望的表情。我的朋友!

Taylor Roberts
 
Right and fear! Those eyes are saying a thousand words. Smh this probably wasn't the first time

是的,还有恐惧的表情。那双眼睛无声的述说着什么,这明显不是一次了

Thomas JR.
 
He has sadness in his eyes. Even though he's not defenseless, he's sad that he's being attacked by his owner.

它眼中流露出悲伤。尽管并非毫无防备,它仍很难过被主人袭击了。

Amadeus L.
 
Cat: "I'm going to bite! Oh wait, what is this. This tastes kinda good. Yummy. Can I have some of this?"

猫:“我要咬了!哦,等等,这是什么。味道不错的样子。我能吃一点吗?”
 
Boyd Crowder
 
Cat is like, "if you don't remove your hand right now, there will be a mega CATastrophe coming down on ya".

猫:“如果你不把手移开,就会有一场大灾难降临在你身上。”

Srinivas M
 
The cat language translation : "The only reason you're alive is because your camera is on recording"

猫语翻译:“你活着的唯一原因是,你的摄像机正在录像”

PewDiePie Kids Hut
 
Wow so I wasn't the only one thinking this

哇,不是我一个人这么想的

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