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喵星人有什么坏心眼,它只不过想吃口饭而已!胖橘手持铁碗唱道:“各位大爷,你们的神饿了”。外国网友疯狂吐槽

Give me my dinner or this will happen every time!

猫星人饿了



Girl: "Can you hear me"

女孩:“你能听到我说话吗?”

Cat: "I can't hear you, I'm making too much noise"

猫:“听不见,太吵了”

外国网友评论:译者:Perter.Zhu

hansonel
 
Other cats: *meows quietly "Is it time to eat yet?"
Russian cat: *bangs pots and pans Bylat! Where is food!? Give me food now!

其他猫:*安静的叫道:“喵喵,该吃饭了吗?”
俄罗斯猫:*砸的锅碗瓢盆砰砰作响:“食物在哪!?给我食物!”

Shadow SOLS
 
*Russian anthem intensifies*hahaha

*俄罗斯国歌加强版*哈哈

Caitlin Morris
 
My boy cat: WHINGE!

我的猫:呜呜呜

Tokila
 
My cat just comes along and meows, and then proceed to stare at his food, then me, then the food, then me, then the food etc. etc. etc. If i dont give him food, he gets more meowy and then stares angry at me every time i pass him. 

我家猫饿了只会喵喵叫,或直接盯着食物,或盯着我,来回盯梢。如果不给食物,它会叫的更厉害,经过它时,它会生气的盯着我不放。

Bartimeaus
 
Pro tip:  shake the bowl a little bit or pretend like you’re cooking his food.lol

专业提醒:摇一摇碗,或者假装你在煮它的食物。哈哈

Nada Said
 
My cat just comes and hit me with her front leg if I didn't get her the food and some time she starts biting

我家猫会过来用前腿蹭我,如果我没有给它食物,她就开始咬我

Irwan Sutanto

@Nada Said  Same with me . When i pass him, he grab and bite my leg. Stupid cat! he think he can eat me alive.

和我家一样,经过它时,它会咬了我的腿。笨猫!难道它想吃了我。
 
Bluejeanne1
 
Our ragdoll does this too HAHA

我家的布偶猫也会这样,哈哈

Karen
 
Russian cats are a whole another level animals

俄罗斯猫是一个全新的动物

Shivansh Srivastav
 
Small question:  Why everyone finds Russian people so amusing?

小问题:为什么每个人都觉得俄罗斯人很有趣?

Daniela
 
@Shivansh Srivastav  Cause they are on another level.

因为他们在另一个次元上

chardtomp
 
He's been watching old prison movies.

它在看老的监狱电影。

Åsa S
 
He was an inmate in his previous life.hahaha

它前世是个囚犯。哈哈

Meowdi
 
That’s too funny. I had one that would lay down with her head in the empty bowl. This one looks at it, up at me and gives a pitiful little meow. One minute after eating.

太好笑了。我有一只猫,它会把头埋进空碗里。然后看着碗,在看着我,发出一声可怜的猫叫声。哈哈哈

oovoo javer
 
I had one who would intensely stare at the bowl as if it would fill up on its own.

是的,我也有只猫,它盯着碗,好像碗会自动装满似的。

Susan Scovill
 
Everyone knows how to ring the dinner bell. It’s how you summon the servants with the food!lol

每个人都知道按晚餐铃。这是召唤仆人的一种方式!哈哈

Saira _
 
Best comment lol

最佳评论,哈哈

SSRMY
 
Russian woman: Can you hear me?  What are you doing?
Russian cat: Whatevs

俄罗斯女人:能听到我说话吗?你在做什么?
俄罗斯猫:什么

Dery
 
Thanks for the translation .lol

谢谢你的翻译,哈哈

Here For The Comments
 
"I'm just trying to prime the magic food well that makes my dinner appear in this bowl since I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING AROUND HERE."

“必须在这里做完,我只想让我的晚餐,出现在这个碗里。”

Bender is Great
 
“You know the rules. Now hurry up or I’m switching to cast iron.”

“懂点规矩。快点,不然我换碗了。”

Alan Costa
 
"Дай мне поесть, дай мне поесть, ДАЙ МНЕ ЕДЫ"

“给我吃,给我吃,给我吃。”

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