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出轨猫风靡中国社交媒体后,又攻陷了海外网络!外国网友表示:这事他们熟!海外吃瓜网友的最新评论

‘Cheating’ cat takes Chinese social media by storm

出轨猫



A black cat in central China has gone viral on the country’s social media, after being “caught cheating”.

一只黑猫出轨后,在中国的社交媒体上迅速传播开来。

外国网友评论:译者:Perter.Zhu

Layla Maurera
 
The person who caught all this on camera, is a legend.lol

用摄像机捕捉到这一切的人,是一个传奇人物,哈哈

LEE PAGE
 
Real life comedy show,LOL

真实生活秀,哈哈

SubtleAsh-TheImmortal
 
Even cats are having affairs and here I'm being single while writing this.

连猫都有外遇,而我至今还是单身。

ShohJ
 
Nah man. Your whole life is a joke not the world

不,伙计。你的一生是个悲剧

margery manukau
 
My neutered male cat has 3 current girlfriends,his first ex still hates him and smashes him anytime he's in her space.lol

我阉割过一只猫,它有三个女朋友。它的第一个前妻至今恨它,只要它出现在她的前面,就会揍它。哈哈
 
robrosy
 
How does a neutered cat have girl friends..? I mean he doesn’t even have what the females want and need..?

绝育猫怎么会有女朋友?我的意思是他没有她需要的东西
 
R0me0316
 
@robrosy  You do know they don't take everything when getting neutered, right? They only take the family jewels.

绝育不会拿走所有东西,对吧?他们只拿走蛋蛋。

Ash Goku
 
The black cat : why did she run way ?
Turns back
Black cat : babe I can explain
" This was the last recorded conversation and the husband is still missing since then "

黑猫:她为什么逃跑?
回头
黑猫:宝贝,我可以解释
“最后一次录音谈话后,至今丈夫下落不明”

Bilkis Habid
 
Actually the wife was cheating on the husband

事实上,妻子对丈夫不忠

Zee Hussain
 
At least cats don't come up with a BS cover up story like humans , they just run! And probably never come back

猫不会像人类一样编造各种谎言,它们只会跑!也许再也不会回来了

Kyujin AMV
 
"If you don't wanna be caught having an affair, then don't be in a relationship."
- Words of wisdom by an unknown single

“如果你不想被发现有外遇,那就不要谈恋爱。”
-这是一个不知名的人说的智慧之言

Critically Conk
 
"If you don't want to worry about death, then die."

“如果你不怕死,那就去死吧。”

Zeus A
 
@Critically Conk  "if you're homeless, just buy a house"-- BUDDHA

佛曰:“如果你无家可归,那就买套房吧”

ShadowStorm
 
@Zeus A  These replies are making me laugh so bad.

这个回答让我哭笑不得。

Sadakat Alom
 
The dislikes are from those who have been through this kind of situation.

不喜欢这些的人,都是经历过这种情况的人。

Catrosity
 
Cat -astrophic  his heart almost skipped a beat after seeing her angry face 

猫:看到她愤怒的脸,他的心不禁跳了下

Courage is beautiful
 
Hopefully after he got caught, he still chose to stay paw-sitive

希望他被抓后,以后仍保持警惕

Danny Boy Gregory-McCormick
 
Plot twist: the orange cat is a male. He's gonna beat up the dude he caught with his girl.

反转:橙色的猫是一只雄猫。他要揍那个和他女朋友在一起的家伙。

Min Mochi
 
Thats true.. not plot twist. the orange cat is actually male & black cat is a female, the "wife" is a male as well lol

那是事实,不是反转。橙色的猫是雄性的,“妻子”也是雄性,而黑猫却是雌性,哈哈

Zenna Shaz
 
Not only human, cats are also so scared to be caught on cheating 

不仅是人类,猫也怕出轨
 
Mr Fancy Pants
 
Update: The cat now has to pay half of his food to his mate for alimeowny and pay kitten support

最新消息:这只猫必须支付一半食物给他的配偶,用于赡养费和小猫的抚养费

Nivetha Srinivasan
 
The cats have better expressions than most people lol  it was like a real tv show.lol

猫的表情比大多数人都好。哈哈,真像是电视节目一样,哈哈

Mayukha mt
 
This is what happens when you have an affair even after marriage.maol

这就是你外遇时发生的事情,哈哈

Danielle Shank
 
Wife: “I gave you six kittens and this is how you treat me.”hahahaha

妻子:“我给你生六只小猫,你就是这样对我的。”哈哈哈

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