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俗话说的好:狗眼看人低。但现实一所大学发生了:鸟眼看人低的一幕。这只鸟只赶男的不赶女生。女装大佬:呼呼呼,好险

Bird selectively attacks males on Chinese college campus

大学鸟攻击男性



A black bird was filmed aggressively attacking male passers-by on a university campus in southern China’s Guizhou province.

中国贵州的一所大学,一只鸟正在攻击男性路人。

The bird only attacks males but never females, students say. It has been around the campus for five years and returns every spring and summer.

学生们说,这种鸟只攻击男性,从不攻击女性。它呆在学校里有五年了,每年春天和夏天都会回来。

外国网友评论:译者:Perter.Zhu

Huszon • 24 years ago
 
This bird takes “All men are same” seriously.

这只鸟对所有男人一视同仁。

Razzle dazzle SCREE-
 
The fact that it can distinguish the difference between a male and female person amazes me. Very intelligent birds

它竟能区分男性和女性,这让我感到震惊。多么聪明的鸟儿

Cream
 
The bird is more intelligent than most liberals

这只鸟比大多数人聪明
 

Omwardhan Jha
 
If the bird attacks a male, it hurts.
If the bird doesn't, it hurts even more.

如果鸟攻击男性,他会受伤。
如果鸟不攻击男性,他受伤更严重。


k- papers
 
Underrated comment .lol

被低估的评论,哈哈

Big Squeak
 
Imagine a guy walking past and not getting attacked. Poor guy would start questioning his manhood.

想象一下,一个人男人没有受到攻击。那个家伙会质疑他是不是男的。

Mr Random
 
And if the bird attacks a girl it would be double painful .hahahahaha

如果这只鸟袭击了女孩,那她会痛苦万分,哈哈

Cyanide Jack
 
@Mr Random  Yeah, I think that would just make people watching question whether or not they ARE a girl.LOL

是的,这会让人质疑她是不是女的,哈哈

GOLD3NB3AST
 
Being a man and not getting attacked would be an insult at that point

一个男人不被攻击,那确实是一种侮辱
 

Метал Хедкраб
 
How dare this bird assume people's genders!

这鸟怎么能鉴定别人的性别

Homing Missile
 
It will be arrested due to assault on woman so it does it on men

因为如果它袭击女性肯定会被逮捕,所以它袭击男性
 

Cyanide Jack
 
Guy: Tries to sneak past
This bird: I see a little silhouetteo of a man.

老兄:想偷偷溜过去
这只鸟:看到一个男人的小身影。


Rabbid
 
Guy:i'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me 

老兄:我只是个可怜的孩子,没有人爱我

Fritzie Bayrante
 
That stretch of road must be a very safe place for women.

对女性来说,这条路肯定很安全。

Zariff Zainuddin
 
It's a no man's area.LOL

无男人区域,哈哈

uta 3110
 
The bird must be a crow. Crows can remember faces and sounds, many researches around the world show that... Crows even have particular chirp for each individual

那鸟一定是乌鸦。它能记住人都相貌和声音,许多研究表明:乌鸦对每个人都有特定的叫声

chatnoire89
 
Most probably. The warning sign clearly said that the bird is a crow, IDK why SCMP translated it to bird instead.

可能性很大,警告牌上清楚地写着:这是只乌鸦,搞不懂为什么会翻译成鸟。

V. Nelly
 
I bet a lot of people will be sad once the bird is gone, even though it was mean with them 

我敢打赌,一旦鸟死了,很多人会很难受。
 

fabnsass
 
I love how the uni is like "there's nothing we can do about it, dont provoke it" hahahaha

我喜欢告示牌上写的:“我们对此无能为力,别惹它” 哈哈

Chromosome
 
The scariest thing about this is the next generation of the bird will actually learn this behaviour and continue the tradition

可怕的是,鸟的下一代也会学习这种行为,并继续保持传统

Brick Plank_Films
 
I really think his has to do with hair

我想这跟头发有关

Chromosome
 
@Brick Plank_Films  So the birds hate short hair?

所以鸟儿讨厌短发?

Lills Mills
 
@Chromosome   Maybe they don't like long hair because they get tangled up in it. So short hair is easier to attack.

也许鸟不喜欢长发的原因是怕被缠住。短发更容易被攻击。

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