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小猫咪因无票被强制护送下了车,Youtube海外最新评论!猫:凭什么让我补票,你拿尺子量量,我到1米2了吗?

Cat in China escorted off high-speed train after being caught without ticket

猫被发现无票后护送下了车



Footage of a cat in China's Inner Mongolia autonomous region being escorted off a high-speed train has gone viral on the country’s social media.

中国内蒙自治区:一只猫被护送下高速列车的镜头在该国社交媒体上迅速传播。

外国网友评论:译者:Perter.Zhu

Maryam's world
 
The way he held him and made him "walk" is exactly the way parents teach their children to walk.lol

他抱着它“走路”的方式正是父母教育孩子走路的方式,哈哈

Pine Cone
 
I have younger siblings and that's how I taunt them when explaining how I used to teach them how to walk

这就是我教弟弟妹妹的走路方式

Alpheca Alajid
 
Meanwhile the cat's owner be like, "Has anyone seen my cat? I left him in my seat a few minutes ago, because I was going to the bathroom."

与此同时猫的主人:“有人看见我的猫了吗?几分钟前,因为我要去洗手间,我把它留在座位上了。”

AXOLOTL IN A BUCKET
 
This is why collar is important.

这就是颈圈的重要性

Sinjin
 
"Ticket please sir"
"Meow"
"Sir that is not a ticket. I'm afraid you'll have to leave."
"Meow?"

“请买票,先生”
“喵喵”
“先生,那不是票。你得走了。”
“喵喵?”
 

Rom Rom
 
Plot twist: The cat is actually owned by someone in the train.

反转:这只猫其实是火车某个人的。

Olive Garden
 
Wait that actually could've been what happened

事实上确实如此
 
Casteray
 
That isn't a plot twist.

这不是反转

Dn
 
@Casteray  The real plot twist would be, this cat is actually a person that got cursed to be a cat during his dreams

真正的反转是,这只猫其实是一个被诅咒的人。

xcogames
 
DOUBLE PLOT TWIST: The cat is actually the owner of the Train company!

双重反转:猫其实是是列车公司的老板!
 

vtecx626
 
Cat: I will be coming back with my friends to protest Cat Lives Matter.

猫:我将和我的朋友们回来一起抗议

y0ui
 
Officer: "I dont care if you're a cat a dog or a human, there is no such thing as free ride"
Cat: "but im a cat a cute one"

警官:“我不管你是猫、狗还是人,没有搭便车这回事。”
猫:“我是一只猫,一只可爱的猫!”


Sbighnew Coghan
 
Did someone ask the cat if she was read her rights? If not, 
Cat: I'll slap the metro train company with 100 Trillion Dollars lawsuit.
Judge:  The case is ruled in favor of the fluff ball because of her cuteness overload. 

有人问它是否被赋予了权利?如果没有
猫:我要告列车公司100万亿的赔偿。
法官:因为她过于可爱,所以本案判决降有利于它。
 

Dada Bullet
 
That intellectual cat be like " My lawyers will see u soon "

智慧型猫:“我的律师很快会见到你”
 

Amal Backer
 
Cat : "wait! I have a ticket!"
Man: "where?"
Cat: " it's in my other pant"
Man: " where is your other pant?"
Cat : " I left it home"
Man: " alright buddy, off you go"
Cat : " wait wait WAIT! WE CAN WORK THIS OUT! NOOOO.

猫:“等等!我有一张票!”
男人:“哪里?”
猫:“它在我的另一条裤子里”
男人:“你的另一条裤子呢?”
猫:“我把它留在家里”
男人:“好吧,伙计,你走吧”
猫:“等等!我们可以解决这个问题!不。。。”


I G
 
The way the cat legs is walking like he’s in trouble is tickling me,lol

猫走路的样子让我发笑,就像是遇到麻烦一样,哈哈

Papasult
 
Officer:"I don't care how cute you are, if you don't have a ticket your not allowed in here"
Cat: "I'll take note of that John"

警官:“不管你有多可爱,如果没有票,就不允许进来。”
猫:“我注意你了,约翰”


Tushar Sharma
 
No one in china is named john

在中国没有人叫约翰

Etupirka Daniele
 
How about Jack instead, Jack Ma u know.LOL

用杰克.马替代,我们都知道的,哈哈

Advait Chougule
 
The man is such a gentleman
He made the cat to do cat walk by holding his hands

这个男人是个绅士
他牵着它的手,走着猫步


Fortnightr
 
Next story: Cat gets a welcome surprise after receiving a train ticket.  Train manager escorts him to the train

下一幕:猫惊喜的收到了火车票,列车经理陪它上了车

Ayaan Rakin
 
I can’t believe that cat didn’t pay for a ticket some people have to work for hours and can’t get a train.That cat is a criminal.

真不敢相信那只猫不买票。人们工作好几个小时都坐不上火车。那只猫真是个罪犯。

Googie Bunny
 
Officer: Hi Miss where is your ticket?  
Cat: Bro am literally a cat

警官:嗨,小姐,你的票呢?
猫:兄弟,我真是一只猫


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