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中国拳法在日本社畜职场的实际运用,日本美女拳法高手现身演示。网友热议

How to protect yourself from internal violence with kung fu

如何用中国功夫保护自己免受暴力



Self defense in the company

公司自卫术

外国网友评论:译者:Perter.Zhu

swift xrt
 
Man: Good morning--! Gets kicked in face

男人:早上好--!被踢到脸上

Todd Keck
 
To be honest, getting kicked in the face for greeting as a male is basically working for Twitter/Tumblr in a shellnut.LOL

老实说,作为一个男性,打招呼被踢到脸上基本上是在推特工作。哈哈

Leonardo Aquino
 
its the tough everyday life of a japanese salary man

日本工薪族艰难日常。

Samuel Cho
 
@Leonardo Aquino  Isn't it Chinese?

是中国人吗

Leonardo Aquino
 
@Samuel Cho  I honestly do not know for sure, the letters appear japanese but her attire on the beginning on the video do look chinese.

我不确定,有些字母看起来像日语,在视频开头,她的着装看起来像中国人。

Samuel Cho
 
@Leonardo Aquino  The letters do look Japanese but I'm seeing Chinese characters too, so I'm really confused

这些字母看起来确实像日文,但我也看到了汉字,所以我也很困惑

GameFuMaster
 
Feminists view of reason reaction to a normal greeting by a male.

女权主义者对男性理性反应的正常问候。

LM4277
 
She shouldn't take any chances. you never know, that guy could have been a discord mod.

她不应该冒险。你永远不会知道,那家伙可能是个抖M。

Kaydens
 
You supposed to block with wing Chun and proceed to kiss.

你应该用咏春挡住,然后吻她。

jon jon Brasileiro
 
That Skinni woman does not stand strong counter attack

瘦弱的女人经不起有力的反击

arjan singh
 
The last technique is the most deadly. It turns even a strong attacker into a miserable husband forever. Such should be strictly banned to save breed of happy men.

最后的技术是最致命的。即使是最强大的人也会变成一个可怜的丈夫。为挽救男人的幸福,这样的行为应该被严格禁止。

A n i M a t e
 
Yeah and gives the husband eternal sufferings

是的,给丈夫带来永恒的痛苦

bored shrimp
 
The Ball and chain humour needs to die

那种幽默必须消失!

Akshit Kanwar
 
I will let her try that one me.... For educational purpose.lol

出于教育目的,请务必让我来试试,哈哈

Huebman
 
This is how Househusbands & the Art of the Houseband is made

这是家庭丈夫与妻子之间的艺术

Guy of Minimal Importance
 
I love how he didn't even do anything wrong in the first one yet that's the most brutal.lol

我喜欢刚出场时,那个没有犯任何做的男人,太残酷了,哈哈

which
 
He did do something wrong, he didn't learn kung fu to defend himself

他错了,没有学功夫来自卫

izzy san
 
Strike first strike hard no mercy!

先发制人,毫不留情!

965 shadowhunter
 
Now I know what guy gets for saying hi to girl is a kick to the face , lol

现在我知道男人跟女孩打招呼会被人狠狠揍一顿,哈哈

KillerKoa3
 
The last move is actually the “15-hit kiss” from Assassination Classroom. The most deadly of them all.lol

最后部分上演的是:“15连击吻”,这是最致命的,哈哈

DinoCopRulezTheWORLD
 
1. "Hello." - *gets kick in the head
2. "Good job." - *gets punched in the groin
3. "High Five" - *hit in the ribs
4. "Nice to meet you." - *got put to the ground
5. Finally tries to defend himself. - *gets to the first base

1.“你好。”——*脸被挨了一脚
2.“干得好。”——*腹股挨了一拳
3.“击掌”——*击中肋骨
4.“很高兴见到你。”——*被击倒在地
5.最后试图为自己辩护。——*被强吻

Qirin Ezra
 
That would make a good plot for a romance comdey

这是一个浪漫的爱情故事

rinnegan sr
 
Fr tho after some translation it is a video about self defence that has a section at the end for using wing chun to win his heart or something.

经过专家翻译,这是一个自卫视频,结尾处用咏春拳赢得了那个男人的芳心。

OkashiiAmerican
 
kiss vs a beautiful woman beating me up.I see a win-win situation.

吻vs美女打我。我看到了双赢的局面。

MohdFarid_
 
The moral is? If you wanna get girls, go kick her face

这个寓意告诉我们:如果你想要得到女孩,去踢她的脸

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