佛跳墙
A complex, famous type of Liyue cuisine, in which specially selected ingredients are submerged and slowly bowled into soup stock.
工艺复杂的璃月名菜。以高汤浸没精心挑选的食材,慢火熬煮而成。
The recipe scribbled from memory alone was enough to urge the adepti to once again return to the world of men.
仅仅是凭着回忆抄写食谱,就引得仙人动了凡心,归复人间。
外国网友评论:译者:Perter.Zhu
the commenter
If you don't want to boil a crab you can substitute it for Paimon.lol
如果你不想煮螃蟹,你可以用它派蒙代替,哈哈
如果你不想煮螃蟹,你可以用它派蒙代替,哈哈
Kingdom Key 2015
Still at it with the Paimon Emergency Food meme, aren't we?lol
我们还在和应急食物打交道,不是吗?哈哈
我们还在和应急食物打交道,不是吗?哈哈
Jaidyn H
No we can't eat our emergency rations all in one go!
不,我们不能一次就吃掉应急食物!
不,我们不能一次就吃掉应急食物!
Zack eHeT
Oh that is a good idea- I’ll use paimon next time when I try the recipe
哦,这是个好主意-下次做菜时我会用派蒙
哦,这是个好主意-下次做菜时我会用派蒙
Venti The Tone-Deaf bard
I guess SHE GAVE ME A BAD NICKNAME
我猜她也给我起了绰号
我猜她也给我起了绰号
TeaTeaKira
@Kingdom Key 2015 I don’t think the joke will ever die, just not be mentioned as much as long as the game goes forwards
只要游戏继续下去,不被人提及,它就不是个笑话,
只要游戏继续下去,不被人提及,它就不是个笑话,
soyrean
He just chopped off timmie’s bird’s head
他刚杀了提米的鸟
他刚杀了提米的鸟
Pyroisgone
His "Friend" is going to come after us
他的“朋友”要来追查我们了
他的“朋友”要来追查我们了
donovan cullum
I shoot the ducks everytime. To heck with timmie
提米见鬼去吧,我每次都会射杀它们
提米见鬼去吧,我每次都会射杀它们
Toàn Nguyễn Khánh
This guy is literally a cooking archon
这家伙简直就个烹饪执政官
这家伙简直就个烹饪执政官
Icarus
Yes but what if he's the REAL Chef Mao from Wanmin Restaurant?!
是的,他是毛大厨!
是的,他是毛大厨!
spiraling spiral
Imagine if he forgot to turn on recording on his cameras.
想象一下如果他忘了打开录音。
想象一下如果他忘了打开录音。
NikRon
Recipe: takes almost 10 hours to make.
Traveler: makes it in 5 seconds
食谱:现实大约需要煮10个小时。
旅行者:5秒做好了
Gene Azhe
Traveler: Literally boil everything in one pot
旅行者:把所有的东西都煮在一个锅里
旅行者:把所有的东西都煮在一个锅里
xxJinraixx
Xiangling: makes batches in 5 seconds with chance of making extra portions
香菱:5秒内分批生产,有机会多做一份
香菱:5秒内分批生产,有机会多做一份
Resin Is Fun
@xxJinraixx Jean and Diona over here doubling they're specialties
琴和迪奥娜在这里都是特产
琴和迪奥娜在这里都是特产
Sir Macacazo
Ikr. I was about to comment the same. Damn long time to prepare. Atleast it tastes good, as he said.
我准备发表同样的评论,准备工作太长了。当他说:至少味道不错。
我准备发表同样的评论,准备工作太长了。当他说:至少味道不错。
Avalon
Damn, traveler sure has a big stomach for eating a whole pot of that.
真该死,旅行者吃了一锅肚子疼。
真该死,旅行者吃了一锅肚子疼。
Grand Saber
And remember, Traveler has Paimon. Paimon has a bottomless stomach for being a little..... thing.
记住,旅行者是有派蒙的。派蒙有一个无底的胃。
记住,旅行者是有派蒙的。派蒙有一个无底的胃。
Ray Ash
When you think you're about to get an Attack and Crit buff, but you instead get a heart attack
当你吃了后认为会得到攻击和暴击buff,但实际上你会得到心脏病。
当你吃了后认为会得到攻击和暴击buff,但实际上你会得到心脏病。
Franxxisco VF
So this is about $100... To be honest is not cheap, but I thought it was gonna be a lot more expensive.
大约是100美元。老实说这不便宜。
大约是100美元。老实说这不便宜。
TeoGPanda
Me: Clicked on this thinking it’s going to be one of those cute relaxing asmr cooking videos
The guy: butchers a whole chicken and boils a crab alive
我:点击视频,我想这将是个比较放松的烹饪视频
这家伙:把一整只鸡宰了,把一只螃蟹煮了
A sassy and sarcastic female
Props to this guy who had the determination to made this. It even looks pretty good
它看起来还不错,献给那些有决心做这件事的人。
它看起来还不错,献给那些有决心做这件事的人。
Joshua Vallente
I wish there’s a shop that sells something like this because I’m curious but there’s no way that I can replicate this dish. The method and the ingredients are wild.
希望有一家商店能卖这些东西,有点很好奇,但我不可能烹饪这道菜。这方法和食材很疯狂。
希望有一家商店能卖这些东西,有点很好奇,但我不可能烹饪这道菜。这方法和食材很疯狂。
Daniel M
For unknown reasons, Jinhua ham is illegal in the US. I’d imagine speck or prosciutto would be the closest flavor I’d be able to find.
不知为什么,金华火腿在美国是非法的。我只能找到熏火腿,它是最接近这个料理的味道
不知为什么,金华火腿在美国是非法的。我只能找到熏火腿,它是最接近这个料理的味道
Jordan Lincon
Ahhhh... the dish I save up a ton of crabs for yet I never use
哈哈哈,屯了很多螃蟹,就是没做过
哈哈哈,屯了很多螃蟹,就是没做过
Snapple Candy
I was not expecting to watch a chicken get decapitated right in front of me-
没想到看到一只鸡在我面前砍头了
没想到看到一只鸡在我面前砍头了
Ella Elves
At this point, not even a single person knows what to taste first
没人知道该先尝什么好
没人知道该先尝什么好