网文世界 - 一个兴趣使然的无名翻译小站

震惊!熊猫为了求偶!竟然在树上倒立小便!外国网友爆笑吐槽

Panda urinates on tree while doing an impressive handstand

熊猫倒立小便



Unusual footage of a panda was captured on camera in a nature reserve on January 1, 2022, in Sichuan province, China. The video shows an adult male panda standing on its forelegs while urinating on a tree. This action is only known to be performed by male pandas. Reports suggest that leaving their urine higher off the ground will carry their scent farther away. This, in turn, attracts more potential female pandas for mating.

2022年1月1日,中国四川省的一个自然保护区,一只熊猫的不寻常镜头被拍。一只成年熊猫正在倒立小便。这个动作只有雄性熊猫才能完成。它做这个动作是为了让气味传播到更远的地方,从而吸引雌性大熊猫交配。





外国网友评论:译者:Perter.Zhu



precious jewels
 
Wow thats an impressive Kung Fu Panda skill.Lol

哇。令人深刻的功夫熊猫招式。哈哈



Lucky889 S
 
Sure, when panda is doing that, it's impressive and cute. When I try to do that in a public park, people call the police...

是的,熊猫这么做时,可爱,令人印象深刻。当我在公园这么做时,人们会报警。



A. Masterli
 
Ow yeah, when a panda does it, it is considered cute, but when I do it, I get arrested.

是的,熊猫这么做是可爱的,当我这么做,我就会被逮捕。

 

Yaaassbitch
 
Pandas are cute you are not..

熊猫是可爱,而你不是。

 

Hendrrrary
 
Lol if you would do that people wouldn't record they would look away.

哈哈,如果你这么做,人们不会录像,而是把目光移开。



Integrated Hate Spreader
 
This video made me realize that the panda is my spirit animal.

这个熊猫明明是我的灵兽。

 
 
Uthpala Chandrarathna
 
Therapist: what did you do in free time last week?
Me: watched a panda pees 
Therapist: ........( i can't imagine what she will say)...

治疗专家:上周你休息时做了什么?
我:看一只熊猫小便。
治疗专家:无语。

 

Xavier Newman
 
That's what i call peeing with style.

这就是我们常说的:尿尿得体。



pzza
 
Panda's are always cute but this one's a Cute Panda XXL Pro Max.

熊猫是可爱的,但这只尤其可爱。



Gol D. Roger
 
China keeps it real. They know what we wanna see. U.S. would never do this.

很真实的中国。知道我们想看什么。美国永远不会这么做。

 

Richard Martin
 
A first for me. Never thought I'd watch a video of a Panda pssng on a tree....while upside down!

这是我第一次在树上看熊猫。。倒过来!



Ar. Michael
 
Trust me this panda is a stand user!

相信我,这只熊猫喜欢站式马桶!

 
 
onda trueno
 
Wow, lol imma try that someday.

哈哈,哪天我也试试。

 

Raulito Madrid
 
New Panda Kung Fu Technique!

功夫熊猫新绝技!

 
 
EzioAuditore
 
Tonight, Truly breaking news from china, how will the world ever be the same again…?

今晚,来自中国的最新消息,世界将再次变得…?



Godof Nothing
 
Wow this is a new trick that i should try to get some girls.

哇,把妹的新技巧,我应该像这样找女朋友。

网文世界原创译文,禁止转载!:首页 > 日常 » 震惊!熊猫为了求偶!竟然在树上倒立小便!外国网友爆笑吐槽

(1)
0
    验证码:点击我更换图片
请先说点什么
热门评论