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如何趁母鸡不注意偷蛋?中国式偷蛋火爆海外网络。外国网友:那些鸡蛋一定很好吃。哈哈

Farmer 'stealing' chicken eggs goes viral

偷蛋



A Chinese farmer's ingenious ways of "stealing" his chickens' eggs have gone viral online.

中国式“偷”蛋方法火爆网络。




外国网友评论:译者:Perter.Zhu


Ray Mak
 
Those eggs must be really delicious.Lol

那些鸡蛋一定很好吃。哈哈


Divinity
 
Wait I thought Chicken Eggs taste the same?

等等,我还以为鸡蛋的味道都是一样?
 
 
Ronald JG
 
@Divinity  Not all. I grew up in a farm in my native country, and the chickens that we raised in the yard laid better tasting eggs than the ones you get at the grocery stores/supermarkets.
 
不完全是。我从小在农村长大,我们养的蛋比你在超市买的味道要好。

 
Somebody named Sam
 
Farmer: *grabs eggs*
Hen: Am I a joke to you?

农民:*抓鸡蛋*
母鸡:你在逗我麽?
 
 
Darlene
 
If you think about it it is kind of sad. They just protecting what they think are their babies

仔细想想,有点伤心。它们只是在保护自己的孩子。
 
 
Keiry Tenorio
 
The eggs aren't fertile if a hen isn't with a rooster.

如果母鸡和公鸡不在一起,就不能生育。

 
Nobody
 
@Keiry Tenorio   Yes but the hen doesn’t know that.Lol

是的,但母鸡不知道啊。哈哈
 
 
Shihiro Taiyo
 
Braveness : 100
Attack : 20
Stealth : 15
Defense : 25
Armor : 0
Health : 100 
Remaining  skill points : 0
Buy premium pack for bonus skills and armor to prevent damage from the chicken.

勇敢:100
攻击:20
秘密行动:15
防守:25
装甲:0
健康状况:100
剩余技能点:0
购买高级套装,获得额外技能和盔甲,防止母鸡对你造成伤害。

 
Goldenxbih 
 
I'm never taking eggs for granted ever again.

我再也不认为,鸡蛋是可以随便拿的了。
 
 
Christin S.
 
My hens were spoiled rotten and lazy. They wouldn't peck your hand, my hand specifically, but they also didn't want to take the effort to get up. So I got my hand under her and she's looking down like. 
"Excuse me!"

母鸡被宠坏了,又臭又懒。它们不会啄你,特别是我的手,因为它们不想起来。如果我把手放在下面,她低头看着我。
“打扰了!”
 
 
Jessie Cristo
 
I just pictured that and cracked up laughing.
 
我想象了一下,然后捧腹大笑。

 
Sherly Sonna
 
Normal brain: use hands to take eggs and got pecked.
Big brain: use gloves to take the eggs without getting hurt.
Galaxy brain: use Infinity Gauntlet to snap the hen and then take the eggs safely.

正常大脑:用手取蛋,然后被啄。
聪明的人:戴手套取蛋,不会受伤。
头脑风暴:戴手套拧断母鸡,然后,平安取蛋。
 
 
Sober Cake
 
I hate avengers comments but this is gold!Hahahaha
 
虽然我讨厌长篇大论,但这个是神评!哈哈哈哈

 
Peter Markwood
 
Can we take a moment to think about how the hen was feeling then?

换位思考,如果你是母鸡,会有什么感觉?

 
Nituraa
 
Probably more bothered by the fact hes waving his hands in front of their faces than him taking the eggs. They lay so many a year.
 
比起偷蛋,它们大概更讨厌在它们面前挥手。毕竟它们躺一年多了。

 
Bill Y.
 
Stay away from Angry Birds.

远离愤怒的小鸟。

 
Nura 5
 
Hahahha I loved the way he makes the chickens dizzy.

哈哈哈,鸡晕头转向的样子,我很喜欢。
 
 
Gaby
 
I used to live in farm for 9 years but our chickens were friendly ^.^! They even allowed me to hug them.
 
我在农场住了9年,我们的鸡很友好!甚至,它们能允许我抱。
 
 
Deputy_ Commander
 
This man try to 'negotiating' with chicken. 

这名男子试图与母鸡“谈判”。
 
 
royalii
 
I can feel my heart beats faster when he was slowly trying to steal the egg.

当他慢慢靠近偷鸡蛋时,我感觉到我心跳加速了。
 
 
UnKnOwN
 
But it does hurt, when I was young I was chased by a chicken and she poked me multiple times and it hurts and I got a bruise to. Lol.
 
确实很疼,小时候我被母鸡追了几条街,啄了我好几次,非常疼,我还擦了药。哈哈

 
Noah Sebastian
 
Idk why but this is funny af xD.lol
 
不知道为什么这很有趣。哈哈

 
shrimps not food
 
If that were in america you could sue the chicken for all of her eggs!Hahaha!

如果在美国,你可以起诉那只鸡,要她所有的蛋!哈哈哈

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