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湖北妈妈表演——偷吃零食如何不让小孩发现?这表演,简直是影帝附体!

Chinese mum’s acting keeps food-loving baby from swiping her snack

妈妈的影帝级表演



A Chinese mum has charmed social media users with a video showing her pretending to watch TV whenever her nine-month-old son tried to catch her snacking on an apple. 

中国妈妈的一段视频风靡整个社交网站。视频说的是,九个月大的儿子试图抓住妈妈偷吃零食。

外国网友评论:译者:Perter.Zhu

Shay K
 
I used to do this to my kids when they were babies and they would actually try to open my mouth.

当孩子还是婴儿时,我经常这样做,事实上,他们会试着扒开我的嘴。

Yan Cong
 
Same here. My daughter would use her hands to open my mouth.

一样的。我女儿就是用手扒开我的嘴。

Katharina Rusch
 
Haha mine too...I am pregnant now and have to eat all the time. I did vacume cleaning to eat chips,so she could not hear the food cracking haha

哈哈。我也是。现在怀孕了,不得不一直吃东西。一般情况下,我会打开吸尘器。这样,她就听不到食物的咀嚼声了。
 
Julia
 
@Katharina Rusch  That's some trick! Lol

你真有才!哈哈
 
Debojit Rabha
 
That kids gonna be a great exam hall invigilator.

这孩子一定会成为优秀的监考老师。

CrazyDoodler_23
 
Therapist: So why do you have trust issues?
Boy: Well...

治疗专家:能不能有点信任?
男孩:好。
 
brindlebriar
 
The baby is thinking: 'This is creepy.  Every time I look at my mother while she's eating, she stops chewing and stares at the wall.  Is this normal?  Am I safe?'

宝宝在想:“瑟瑟发抖。每次看看妈妈吃饭,她都会盯着墙,停止咀嚼。这正常吗?我的小命安全吗?”

isha rahman
 
She is actually pretending to be watching tv.Lol

实际上,她假装在看电视,哈哈。
 
Nonya Bidness
 
This poor child is going to grow up thinking he can't trust his sense of hearing.Lol

可怜的小孩。长大后,他会对他的听觉产生怀疑。哈哈

Kevin Garnett
 
Never thought of that, hahaha

从未想过这个。哈哈

Pankaj Kumar
 
Poor mom! Doesn't wanna share her apple!

可怜的妈妈,不想分享她的苹果!
 
Holden Magroyn
 
He’s also going to grow up to be 1000 pounds. Probably the reason his mom had to come up with this ingenious work around.

如果不这么做,他的体重会达到一千磅。这可能是妈妈不得不想出的办法。

jayn
 
I can’t wait for him to grow up and have her show this to him.Lol

宝宝快些长大,然后我把这个给他看。哈哈
 
Farha Varikkodan
 
When you and your friends are eating in class and the teacher looks at you.

这就像上课时,老师看着你和你朋友吃饭的情景。

fatima harake
 
I got caught many times .Lol

我被抓住好多次。哈哈
 
Sebastian Schmidt
 
So I was not the only one who did it.Hahaha

所以,我不是唯一做这个的人。哈哈

Ryomen Sukuna
 
I'll have tae with suga and a kookie please.

请给我一杯加糖的茶和可乐。

Ronin R
 
Now I still remember. I used to go under the table sit and eat in the class and never got caught.

现在,我仍记得偷偷在课堂桌下吃东西,虽然从未被抓过

Emily
 
Lol. I don't know why, but this is still one of the cutest and funniest things.

哈哈,这是一件非常可爱,非常有趣的事儿。

Vijay Kumar
 
I can't resist my laugh, how can this mom resist herself to smile while her son turning again and again.

忍不住笑了,宝宝一次又一次转过身,妈妈是怎么忍住笑的呢。

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