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门开了!白描冲了出去!外面白雪茫茫。猫星人骂骂咧咧:冻脚!撤!

Cat hates cold

猫讨厌寒冷




We had a -30 degree day and Gabriel insisted he had to go out. He changed his mind.Lol!

今天气温零下30度,小白猫坚持出去,后来它改变主意了。哈哈


外国网友评论:译者:Perter.Zhu


Edwaks
 
So cold the cat's meow was cracking.Lol!

所以,猫都冻哭了!哈哈


Tasyaus Norseman
 
I thought something was wrong with my audio for a second.Hahaha
 
我还以为音频出了问题。哈哈

 
ƦịƈҚļē ƤịƈҚ
 
@Tasyaus Norseman  No different than a person trying to talk when they are shivering. Vocal cords are muscles after all folks.

不,这和冷的瑟瑟发抖的人说话没什么不同。毕竟声音都是靠肌肉驱动。
 

Tasyaus Norseman
 
@ƦịƈҚļē ƤịƈҚ   it’s called a joke human.

老兄,这是个玩笑啊。
 
 
ƦịƈҚļē ƤịƈҚ
 
@Tasyaus Norseman  You spelled "shitty joke" wrong LOL
 
你拼写错了,哈哈

 
Tasyaus Norseman
 
@ƦịƈҚļē ƤịƈҚ   No your just miserable LOL. Your name defines you well. Rickle  means unstable and shaky. Furthermore, if it was that shitty, why take the time to comment on it, and then you commented without realizing it was in good humor .Happy new year.
 
不,你真可怜。哈哈。你的名字很适合你。“Rickle”的意思是反复无常。此外,如果很糟,为什么你还要评论呢,这说明是一个不错的玩笑。新年快乐。

 
ƦịƈҚļē ƤịƈҚ
 
@Tasyaus Norseman  Yeah I'm clearly the one that's unhappy here lmao
 
是的,显然我很不愉快。哈哈

 
Uninspired
 
@ƦịƈҚļē ƤịƈҚ   Funniest shit I ever seen.

这是我见过最有趣的笑话。


Fatima Maude
 
He’s actually mad at the owner Lol. He was like “damn you knew about this all along and you let me out”

它很生气:“该死,你都知道情况,干嘛放我走!”哈哈。


MontanaDior
 
LMAOOOO that’s exactly what happened.

哈哈,笑死我了。正是如此。


C.J.W. 086
 
His meowing is SOOO CUTE!!!! And his coat is as white as the snow!

太可爱了,它的皮毛像雪一样白。
 

Bär Lin
 
AND it trembled like our voice when it's very cold!

天寒时,它也会和我们一样怕冷。


Greg Ballot
 
Cute is not the word that comes to mind. I would say "agonizing"

可爱倒没有,“痛苦”倒是真的。
 

Maddysen Williams
 
@Greg Ballot  I think I agree with you, that meow sounds agonizing. Hopefully he rinsed his paws in warm water.

同意,那声音很痛苦。最好用温水洗一下。

 
Device
 
You gonna cry about it? because it is true that meow was pretty annoying lol

如果是真哭,怎么办?声音感觉很恼怒的样子。哈哈


Bluexolotl
 
No he is made of snow.

不,它是雪做的。

 
Maximilian Avdeev
 
Be careful not to lose him in the snow lol. If you threw him in a snow bank he’d be impossible to see.

当心,别把它丢在雪地,哈哈。如果扔了,它就消失了。


Evan Brad
 
Best comment!

最佳吐槽!


Bob Jennings
 
Oh yes you could! There would be snow flying everywhere from his efforts to get back in his warm house.

是的,你行的!努力回到温暖的家中,结果,家里到处都是雪花。


Arturia Pendragon
 
That meow stopped my cat mid-groom, and made her look around in fear.

那个喵喵声把我家猫吓住了。


Tyrone Valdéz-Krüger
 
Because a cat invaded your alerted cats territory. :)

有点像猫入侵了领地。
 

Chytez Shivers
 
You can see him flicking his paws the moment he realized how cold it was lmao

你看它意识到冷了,在抖动爪子。哈哈


Markxxx
 
Cat was all like "You should've warned me"

猫:“你应该警告我”
 

Lazovets
 
"My ancestors were hunting in the wilds you say? How hard can it be! "
* steps outside *
"Ahhhggg fuck this!"

“听说我祖先在野外打猎?这有多难!”
*走出去*
“啊,去他X的!”
 

Lori Thompson
 
Beautiful  kitty! I'm  glad he came in. It's too cold for man, or beast!

漂亮的小猫!很高兴它进来了。天太冷了,不管是人,还是动物!


S
 
My cat loves it, but he comes back sooner. So cute!

我家喵喜欢,但它会回来的更快。很可爱!
 

Rob's
 
Everyone's talking about the meowing, but anyone notices when it comes back up, it's so smart that it chooses the steps without snow on em.

每个人都在谈论喵叫声,没人发现它回来是踩着空地回来的吗。



Ellie von Bergling
 
Oh yeah. Thanks for pointing it out.


对,这个观点不错。


FVNT0M IIX
 
The cat probably saw the beautiful sunshine outside and wanted to sunbathe under the sun. He didn’t expect the chilling cold snow on the floor and instantly regrets his decision of going outside.

这猫只看到外面的阳光,想要日浴。但它没有料到地上会如此寒冷,于是后悔,又原路返回。

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