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人类用玩具白虎吓唬猫咪。猫星人:“我可能不是人,但你真的狗!”外国网友爆笑评论

Kitten gets scared by fake white tiger

小猫被玩具白虎吓坏了



Kitten lying on the floor gets frightened by an inflatable and huge white tiger!

躺在地板上的小猫,被一只巨大的充气白虎吓坏了!

外国网友评论:译者:Perter.Zhu

Pequenio BruceX
 
Little one held his ground despite basically fighting a tiger in his mind. Respect.

小家伙知道和老虎打架的后果,但它还是做了!敬意。

ALL HAIL GODZILLA
 
Uh he didn’t he literally ran away.
 
不,他跑掉了。
 
Zeriel Jian Antonino
 
@ALL HAIL GODZILLA   Nah he strategically backed up!

不,他只是战略性撤退。

web nerd
 
Brave little man. He was scared as hell but he tried to fight and he held his own.

小勇士。虽然怕的要命,但他还是反抗了。

Hamza Masood
 
Well obviously when a monster is about to attack you(you dont know whether it is real or fake) you will definitely try to defend yourself with all your might even if you can't.

当一个未知怪物要攻击你时,肯定是先保全自己,即使是无用的抵抗。
 
G. Wiz
 
He would of been dead in .5 seconds if it was a real tiger and he responded that way tho.

如果是真正的老虎,即使在0.5秒内杀死,小猫的反应仍会是那样。

web nerd
 
@G. Wiz  True but it doesn't change the fact that he is very brave.

是的,但也不能否认他勇敢的事实。

Nuclear Piano
 
I think the kitten held its own pretty good.  That tiger was obviously a lot larger than it.

小猫的状态很好。即使老虎比它大很多。

AlvinSki
 
No it didn't those little slaps wouldn't have done a thing.

小猫扇的耳光根本没用。
 
Kyle Animations
 
@AlvinSki  Maybe little scratches?

可能会擦伤?
 
SimplyIsVeryBad
 
@Kyle Animations   To a human those would make deep wounds trust me lol that cat is fighting with all its power and once my kitten scratched my brother when it was playing and it was so bad he needed to go to the er it was hobestly terrrifiyng although it probably wouldnt do anythhing to a tiger due to its thick fur and much more durable skin as felines have a type of skin that makes it much harder to cut them.

对人类而言,猫全力战斗也会给我们带来伤害!相信我,哈哈。比如我家小猫在玩耍时。就抓伤了我兄弟,当时情况非常糟糕,于是他去急诊室。但小猫打不过真正的老虎,因为老虎有厚厚的皮毛。

Kyle Animations
 
@SimplyIsVeryBad  Well ye cats claws are quite long and they are still somewhat wild animals.

猫的爪子很长,而且野性十足。

vlover1500
 
During extreme fear you go into either fight, flight, or paralyzing fear mode and this cat hit all three.

极度恐惧之下,你立刻进入战斗,逃跑,恐惧模式,这只猫也一样。

SpamZ Snipe gaming
 
My man lost all 9 lives right there.

好朋友在那丢掉了九条命。

Jack Knight
 
This cat had a pretty decent "fight or flight" response.

小猫反应不错,要么战,要么逃。

The Mindset
 
Did both at once, kind of impressed.

他同时做到这点,太牛逼了。
 
kivu88
 
@The Mindset  Lmao fight and flight!

哈哈!要么战,要么逃。
 
NILANJAN MITRA
 
@kivu88  Was just about to say that!
 
这正是我想说的!
 
Nickyy
 
Did you copied this line from transformers the last knight lol?Lol

你是从《变形金刚》上抄来的吧?哈哈
 
Jack Knight
 
@Nickyy  No, but i do know what scene you're referring to.Lol

不,但我知道你说的什么。哈哈

Ace Walker
 
This actually scared me too. Poor kitty you’re not alone.

其实我也吓一跳了,可怜的小猫,你并不孤独。

Libertus Primus
 
"I MAY DIE BUT I WILL TAKE YOU WITH ME"
That kitten has the heart of a lion twice the size of the stuffed one.

“要死一起死!我要和你同归于尽。”
小猫的胆子有狮子的两倍大。
 
Mario1611
 
The fact that the kitten still put up a fight in the face of what it must have thought was sure death is awesome.

即使是死亡,它也会坚持战斗到最终一刻。

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